1. THA DRIVE UP
So how shit basically went down is Hairy Gloves and Junks show up in Junks' snazzy pimped-out ride with the 800 dollar subwoofers in da back toting an empy tank of gas. Hairy Gloves moves to the back and after I get in they ask ya boy NEMO where they can find a pump spot. I show them the nearest gas station, where creepy ol' lady gives you full service whether you like or not for $3.09, and we sit there fo' like 5 minutes wondering why the hell nobody's coming out to service us up. After that Junks basically says "Fuck that creepy bitch" and, to the shakin' heads of Hairy Gloves and myself, since we don't know where there's gonna be another station at. Junks and ya boy NEMO are having a blast cranking tunes to max with the killa stereo, but Hairy Gloves is bumming out in tha back seat because we're driving through creepy places on empty without a gas station in sight. SOMEHOW we make it to the Honey Farms 15 minutes away from Winchendon on empty, which is 30 minutes of running the car into the ground with bass. We celebrate by takin' some piiiimp pics.
1. JunkYardDAWG and Hairy Gloves celebrating by tha pump.
2. NEMO celebrating by tha pump and Hairy Gloves kind of wishing he died a long time ago.
3. NEMO and Junks playin' their groovin' cards right.
2. Tokyo Gay Action
A buncha pimp shit happened at Tokyo Gay Action this visit. Among them, Andy started not hating ya boy NEMO as much. He laughed at my dumb jokes and at my flamboyant attire. This is a big step for Andy, as normally he sees everyone as a potential bank. Another pimp thing that happened is that Kindan macked on some fiiiine hoez. Well, not fine, but still hoez. Since Junks and I didn't get the flat rate, we watched the Diamond/Pearl Pokemon movie and fought over which version legend was better (Palkia>Dialga amirite). Darkrai kinda grooved everyone up with his emo beams, though. Steve Reen did an awesome job on WIFO, and JunkYard Photoshops happened. Lastly, Kindan ditched the cool kidz for his girlfriend Ashley, and kinda vanished out of thin air. Junks, Hairy Gloves and myself left at 10:10 PM, which is 10 minutes past closin' time, with Kindan nowhere in sight and his laptop and phone in the TV room. Dammn. Now da pics. Most is blurry 'cause the shutter on Zack's camera is utter garbage.
1. Happy NEMO, sad Hairy Gloves.
2. NEMO and Steve being pimps by the bowling alley.
3. NEMO and JunkYardDAWG frontin' like proaz and wearin' NEMO's shades.
4. Steve, NEMO and Junks being huge badasses.
5. NEMO showing off his outfit-coordinated underwear and towering about Hairy Gloves and JunkYardDAWG. Class.
6. Steve Reen, NEMO and Hairy Gloves. Pretty straightforward pic, besides the blur gimmick and the pivots in the middle.
7. The ending pimp shot. Junks, Steve and Hairy Gloves, with ya boy NEMO in tha front. Blurred as hell, but still an awesome pic. Also, the crappy shutter speed gives Steve a Hitler mustache.
Of course, all the pics are full quality. Only quality for my sweethearts at r21Freak
Peace suckas.
<3 NEMO
