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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby Gazebo on Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:24 am

I'd post here but I'm too busy getting my ass into some pussy
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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby SM MaxX on Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:37 am

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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby Valex on Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:57 am

u calin me gay or sumtin ???
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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby SM MaxX on Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:37 am

Valex wrote:u calin me gay or sumtin ???


Since it's r21gay, yes.
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Postby hay sup tats on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:52 pm

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Postby mute on Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:40 pm

hay sup tats wrote:Gay autistic faggot retarded baby

mary that sig is totally nug
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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby hay sup tats on Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:03 pm

I don't know what that means, but I'm taking it as a compliment! :3
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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby Psychotik on Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:30 am

I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a grooving umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight grooving frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid animes and shit. ®-Slick out
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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby hay sup tats on Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:41 am

Psychotik wrote:found a portal to gensokyo, got pic taken with animés. lyfes good

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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby Valex on Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:50 am

Psychotik wrote:I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a grooving umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight grooving frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid animes and shit. ®-Slick out


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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby rikame on Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:25 am

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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby Fraxtil on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:40 am

reasons why I avoid this subforum:

hay sup tats wrote:Gay autistic faggot retarded baby

w0w sUpEr EdgY dude

rikame wrote:Enjoy your AIDS

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Re: NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Chall

Postby hay sup tats on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:26 am

Reasons why you decided to not avoid it this time and actually contribute?
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Postby rikame on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:27 am

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Postby hay sup tats on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:35 am

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