Old Axe Armors ._.

☢ CONTAMINATION ZONE ☢ ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK ☢

Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Genoisawesome on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:10 am

Why does it have to be 1000? WHY?
SM MaxX wrote:I just call it Speedcore in a can
User avatar
Genoisawesome
100%
100%
 
Posts: 2898
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:26 pm
Location: Limbo

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Xythar on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:12 am

I don't have a clue what anything in this topic means
ImageImage
Psychotik wrote:
Valex wrote:my clock doesn't display AST (anime standard time) :(

AST is always an hour later than it should be, so you're constantly running with toast in your mouth.
User avatar
Xythar
70%
70%
 
Posts: 928
Joined: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:29 am
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Valex on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:13 am

Old Spice and Axe came together and made a new type of deodorant called Armors

Unfortunately it costs $1000 ._.
Image

"It's not out yet." Me
User avatar
Valex
100%
100%
FotW Helper
FotW Helper
 
Posts: 2516
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:31 pm
Location: I'm dead

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby SM MaxX on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:26 am

Well I mean it makes sense; after all you have to spend $500 on jeans apparently. :wink:
Yoshi is better than Mario and you know it's true.
Image
Image
It's gonna suck. -Nobody
User avatar
SM MaxX
100%
100%
 
Posts: 2700
Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:03 am
Location: Phoenix, AZ

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Insane Steve on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:29 am

oh, please, 1000 dollar body spray and 500 dollar jeans, pffft, get back to me when you're shaving with a 100000 dollar razor
insanity is the act of performing the same things over and over again and expecting different results
User avatar
Insane Steve
100%
100%
Former Staff
Former Staff
Moderator
Moderator
Professional Cynic
Professional Cynic
 
Posts: 2504
Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:04 pm
Location: Everywhere, yet nowhere

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Genoisawesome on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:31 am

In Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, the Old Axe Armor is a veteran zombie warrior. Killing 1000 or more of these enemies (found on the 2nd to last floor of the "Nest of Evil" and the north east portion of Dracula's Castle) on "Jonathan Mode" (the game's "regular playing mode"), unlocks Old Axe Armor as a new playable character
SM MaxX wrote:I just call it Speedcore in a can
User avatar
Genoisawesome
100%
100%
 
Posts: 2898
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:26 pm
Location: Limbo

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Valex on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:34 am

geno you're offtopic, we're discussing expensive fashion stuff
Image

"It's not out yet." Me
User avatar
Valex
100%
100%
FotW Helper
FotW Helper
 
Posts: 2516
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:31 pm
Location: I'm dead

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby ashtonkutcher on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:44 am

loool that razor is so stupid
User avatar
ashtonkutcher
30%
30%
 
Posts: 148
Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:29 am

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Xythar on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:46 am

Valex wrote:Old Spice and Axe came together and made a new type of deodorant called Armors

Unfortunately it costs $1000 ._.


This makes way too much sense
ImageImage
Psychotik wrote:
Valex wrote:my clock doesn't display AST (anime standard time) :(

AST is always an hour later than it should be, so you're constantly running with toast in your mouth.
User avatar
Xythar
70%
70%
 
Posts: 928
Joined: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:29 am
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby WinDEU on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:08 am

Yeah when I read that you had to kill 1000 of them I was just like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that"

Max level 1 playthroughs are so much more fun anyway.
Image
Side A progress: 10%
Side B progress: 15%
Previous packs
Arrows Are Magic: Volume 1
Sick Wubs

=Mungyodance Double pack=
Charts: 33/263
WinDEU
40%
40%
 
Posts: 242
Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:18 pm

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Kyzentun on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:15 am

When I read that you can play through the game as other characters after beating it, I was like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that". I'll stick with only having beat it once, and save myself some frustration.
mute wrote:contender for saddest post ever
Psychotik wrote:Every time I hear the vocalist, I want to punch a baby in the face.
Jayce wrote:TAKE THAT KYZENTUN
User avatar
Kyzentun
100%
100%
 
Posts: 2603
Joined: Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:53 pm
Location: SL,UT (Salt Lake, Utah)

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby lokira on Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:16 am

Genoisawesome wrote:In Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, the Old Axe Armor is a veteran zombie warrior. Killing 1000 or more of these enemies (found on the 2nd to last floor of the "Nest of Evil" and the north east portion of Dracula's Castle) on "Jonathan Mode" (the game's "regular playing mode"), unlocks Old Axe Armor as a new playable character


Done, and the old axe armor is shitty. Surely like a deodorant which costs $1000
User avatar
lokira
40%
40%
 
Posts: 392
Joined: Sat May 14, 2011 8:09 am
Location: France (59)

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby ashtonkutcher on Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:53 am

I've never heard of a deodorant that cost more than $50, but bottles of Clive Christian perfume can go for up to $215,000 apiece. They actually advertise as "the world's most expensive perfume." http://clive.com/en/
User avatar
ashtonkutcher
30%
30%
 
Posts: 148
Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:29 am

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby A2Z on Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:20 pm

WinDEU wrote:Max level 1 playthroughs are so much more fun anyway.


except when playing as richter, then it's just stupid
"Stepmania Science" methods are just an overly simplified writing method that people use to objectify an artistic process, but it's also not a good idea to just abandon convention and spew arrows haphazardly across a chart.
User avatar
A2Z
40%
40%
 
Posts: 220
Joined: Sat May 07, 2011 2:57 am
Location: bend over and I'll show you (it's texas)

Re: Old Axe Armors ._.

Postby Phaiyte on Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:57 pm

I'm pretty sure that 1k axe armors isn't a big deal at all. Especially for anyone that's ever played an MMO before.
Image
User avatar
Phaiyte
80%
80%
 
Posts: 1422
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:21 pm
Location: Elf Tower, NM

Next

Return to The Junkyard

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests