The OFFICIAL Mechanical Bull Accomplishments Thread

[ashtonkutcher]

ayo I been riding a mechanical bull a few nights a week for half a month since I discovered a western bar like 2 blocks from my apartment. Record time 70 seconds, lil bro got a 103 tonight though (crazy!). Anyone else ride? Thinkin bout moving to Madrid in a couple months and I wanna get really pro first.

***Records***

sonicfan0: 400
ashtonkutcher: 162

Post your time to be added to the records!

[Xythar]

shouldn't this be in the Mechanical Bull Accomplishments Thread

[ashtonkutcher]

mothafucka this is the mechanical bull accomplishments thread

[Telperion]

Then it should be called "The Mechanical Bull Accomplishments Thread", not "Mechanical Bull"

[ashtonkutcher]

Then it should be called "The Mechanical Bull Accomplishments Thread", not "Mechanical Bull"

u mad

[ashtonkutcher]

Oh man we were so sore tonight. I didn't break 36 and Zack got 80 something. Plus our camera broke basically as soon as we walked in, but we did get one shot:



Going back Friday!

[Phaiyte]

gotta bull ride on friday

[ashtonkutcher]

Awwwright, got to 162 tonight! Rode a ton of times, tried no hands, had a great time. I also met this crazy girl who practically lives on the bull (she set the night's record at 261) and was wowed by a bartender, who got to 260 with no hands. INSANITY

[ashtonkutcher]

HEY GUS on my way back ffrom the club i hit up that M-BULL for a few rides NO HOMo, didnt get higher than 67 though but the place was p much empty soooooo ima tell myself i wanst tryn and shit. the bartender thought i was mad funny though comin in riding the bull wit lipstick all on my face like some kinda fruity cowboy no brokebck. ROROROORORODEAO

[Phaiyte]

Is this mechanical bull thing your way of coming out of the closet?

[SM MaxX]

I'm pretty sure he's drunk as fuck whenever he posts here.

[ashtonkutcher]

Man I wish I had that as an excuse, but I quit drinking. Nah, this thread is mostly just a way for me to brag about my totally sober, totally faggy hobby.

And for the record Mechanical Bull is a better rhythm game than ITG

[sonicfan0]

during my highschool graduation party, i lasted a full 400 seconds flat, which was impressive as i've never ridden a mechanical bull lol.

[ashtonkutcher]

during my highschool graduation party, i lasted a full 400 seconds flat, which was impressive as i've never ridden a mechanical bull lol.

Holy shit, that is officially the record to beat. Good job man, seriously impressive.

I pulled two girls at Tokyo last night and brought them to the bar where I ride the bull only to discover that that shit is BROKEn?!?!!?!!?!!!!1/!?!? So I dunno where I'm gonna practice for the rest of my time in Montreal. Hope I can find one in Toronto next month.

[ashtonkutcher]

iiiight i got up in that mechanical bull no bestio last friday namsayin first time in 2month or somethin so da kid only got 111 seconds up in a biiitc but yo da hoes i was at location wit was steady mirin regardless god. had em steady cheerin ASHTON! ASHTON! da kid 2cute fam. neway