NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass + Into-Some-Pussy Challenge

[NEMO]

IT'S TIME TO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND INTO SOME PUSS!!

How many times have you said, "damn, too bad I'm a virgin?" Look no further for the answer -- you've just stumbled upon NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass-+-Into-Some-Pussy Challenge!! It's finally here, by popular demand (since Blazing is pretty popular let's face it)! Actually, it came up as a joke on AIM and I decided it would be for the good of the site if I made a thread for this -- it has recently come to my attention on Skype that a large percentage of you dancin' folk are in fact tremendously sexually inexperienced. Even if you're saving yourself for marriage, you don't want to show up wedding night in the bedroom and not know what's going on, do you??

All you have to do to challenge is post in the thread and say you want to participate, and I'll add you to the Challenger List, give you a deadline, and be your coach through the time period to help you get some puss. I guarantee I can get anyone on here something (with the possible exception of Puma and Derkomai), so please, don't be afraid! I know you all love Blazing, so lucky you guys, he's the first on the list!

I'll update the list of challengers and their assigned goals in this thread. Feel free to post asking for advice or help from the masta.

When you challenge, post a picture of yourself and some personal goals. It's also recommended you post your perceived strengths, weaknesses, things you'd like to change about yourself and what kinds of girls attract you (social and financial standings, clothing type, figure, etc.) If you are a girl, you should not be taking this challenge in the first place because all a girl has to do to get laid is stand on the corner, so you don't need me.

I do believe I can help you, but I also believe you must be there helping yourself for any kind of result. If you don't at least try what I suggest, don't complain when the girl you've always liked but have always been too shy to greet fucks your dad.

Finally, if you really want/need the help I can offer here, ignore posts I didn't make. I'll validate posts I see fit, but a lot of stuff in here, given the forum I'm posting this thread in, might get ambiguous or be posted jokingly (for instance, Cosmic Poop's tips on how to get a girl in the first couple pages of the thread). And if you're too shy to post in the thread, feel free to PM or, better, instant message me -- but be warned, if you take the Challenge privately, your fellow r21 members won't get to see you bloom!

As for the thread, of course it'll likely get spammed, but on a serious level feel free to post tips, share stories, et cetera. When it comes to the challenge I suggest taking my posts seriously, but when it comes to having fun in the JunkYard, anything goes!

Edit -- 10.13.09
Just a couple things I want to point out: First, don't ask questions without reading the thread first. We're on page 14 right now and a whoooole lot of valuble information is draping the thread in shimmering pussy juice, so be sure to read it all before you try to get individual. Second, when you take the challenge, keep in mind that you're only challenging yourself; I'm here to help you if you think you need it, but it's all about you. If you have as much faith in yourself as I do, there won't be any problems!

CHALLENGER LIST

There are no current challengers. Step up to the plate and swing away at some quality gash!

[Reveal] Spoiler: Former Challengers

9.29.09. Challenger: Blazing. Goal: Make out with a girl and feel her up by November 1st. Completed, now dating!

11.20.09. Challenger: B1uEM4oM4o. Goal: On his November 22nd date, to kiss and/or ask his girl out. Completed, now dating!

11.17.09. Challenger: AJAX. Goal: Get a girlfriend by December 19th. Completed, now dating!

[Reveal] Spoiler: Gameless Mortals

In here I'll post challengers who failed for unacceptable reasons, such as laziness, neglect, lack of communication with the thread or ignoring advice. I'll say it again: if you take the challenge and come to me when you have any doubts, I will save you! You need to trust in NEMO -- I will gude you to the pussy if you just give me your hand. Finally, if you inadvertantly find yourself in this section, you can always try again; just don't make the same mistakes!

3.18.10. Challenger: Mootz. Goal: Date Katie by April 20th. Failed, now masturbating!

Finally, allow me to close the post with an inspirational piece of advice from one of r21Freak's legendary trolls:

PULL UR DICK OUT OF THE USB PORT AND DIP IT INTO SOME PUSSY JUICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck men, I know you all have it in you!!

[Reveal] Spoiler: Testimonials

NEMO knows his stuff. Anybody remotely interested in women should read this shit.

...this topic should be in the FAQs and Guides forum, not the JY. Jordan's doing a big favor for all of you involuntarily celibate people.

This is awesome shit... Please continue giving advice, this shit is such a good read and beneficial too.

Vickie and I are officially going out.
If I never asked her to chill, I don't think anything would have happened between us at all.
Thanks NEMO.

reading this thread made me break up with my GF

Went home with a cute 28-year-old female DJ last night. Now my back is covered in scratch marks. =o

Is this thread helping anyone else get laid?

Just posting to say I was successful in my endeavor. Thanks Nemo/whoever posted !!

I cannot stress the advice that nemo has provided enough.

Special thanks:
☆ Europe, for allowing me to actually test a lot of the methods in here and flex my game muscle like I'd never been able to
☆ Neil Strauss, for showing me how to put my game into words and giving me more methods to test and commit to memory
☆ Blazing, for unblocking the thread every now and then when it got crashed
☆ You, for reading the information I have to offer and contributing to the discussions in the thread

<3 NEMO

[Blazing]

I am so glad that you actually made this topic.

[NEMO]

Okay Blazing, here are some simple steps to get you started:

1. Be well groomed. This means make sure you're clean, you smell good, your teeth are brushed, you're clean shaven, your hair is washed, your nails are trimmed, your uni brow is plucked, et cetera. All the hygienic basics (and some clothes, but we'll get to that a little later) are all you're gonna need to be approachable besides confidence.

2. Your mission for tomorrow: Approach 5 strangers and start conversations. They can be as brief as you want them to be, so long as they are something: if you're really stuck, try lines like "can you believe all this rain?" "I really hope Obama's health care plan gets through." or "Hi, are you into futa?" If you approach directly, make eye contact, and basically have confidence in your demeanor, you might be surprised by the reactions you'll receive -- but keep in mind that for this assignment, reactions aren't important.

[[ICNH]]

This seems hilarious. I might have to join, but I'm not sure yet. I might have some puss already. XD

[NEMO]

This seems hilarious. I might have to join, but I'm not sure yet. I might have some puss already. XD

If you might, then you don't. If you join, you will. This is a fact.

*Please note that "Puss" means any kind of sexual interaction with girls which includes, but is not limited to, sex, any of the other "bases," and frotting (for Raine). In short, I'm not guaranteeing actual puss, just puss as previously stated. Which could include that. Just join.

[Insane Steve]

oh wow it's like an internet pick up artist's website

[NEMO]

oh wow it's like an internet pick up artist's website

Well you know how Wal-Mart offers like food, clothes, toys everything? Now r21Freak is like that. You don't even have to go to those sites, you just come download your stepfiles, read a few tips on how to take that hot girl a year above you out to the movies, and hit the arcade.

[Blazing]

I really want to turn your avatar into a picture of me with an awesome beard.

[Helvetica]

What if hypothetically for some reason or another which is TOTALLY NOT ACTUALLY THE CASE OKAY but like what if I only liked men >>;

[Legendary N8]

Follow the same rules you would use for picking up women.

Be well groomed
Be yourself
Spend more time listening than speaking

Going along with what NEMO said, your primary objective is just to be friendly and open to conversation. Relationships happen when you are open and willing to step out of your boundaries and enter another person's life.

I really should be putting this 5 year relationship experience to use.

For the love of all that is good and holy ask questions here - I don't want this learning curve of mine to go to waste (even if what I tell you serves no use haha).

[Insane Steve]

uh dude what NEMO is trying to do is waaaaaaaaaaaay the hell different than what you're suggesting

waaaaaaaaaaaaaay different

I mean shit I spend ass amounts of time on the internet and that fact itself somehow got me a 2+ year (so far) g/f I mean it's really not THAT hard to do

[Blazing]

I don't think it's hard at all. NEMO just told me I had a month to make out with a girl, because he's NEMO.

[Legendary N8]

It pays to be aggressive sometimes. You gotta feel it out.

Basic rule of thumb is that if your gut is saying yes right then and there, do it.

[Blazing]

Stop giving me advice, bro. I'm prettier than you.

[[ICNH]]

It pays to be aggressive sometimes. You gotta feel it out.

Basic rule of thumb is that if your gut is saying yes right then and there, do it.

Yeah, except that can get you into an awful situation where the girl was just leading you on and you get fucked over in the end.

I just find it funny how people can give such ambiguous relationship advice. It doesn't work, ever.