How many times have you said, "damn, too bad I'm a virgin?" Look no further for the answer -- you've just stumbled upon NEMO's Official Get-Off-Your-Ass-+-Into-Some-Pussy Challenge!! It's finally here, by popular demand (since Blazing is pretty popular let's face it)! Actually, it came up as a joke on AIM and I decided it would be for the good of the site if I made a thread for this -- it has recently come to my attention on Skype that a large percentage of you dancin' folk are in fact tremendously sexually inexperienced. Even if you're saving yourself for marriage, you don't want to show up wedding night in the bedroom and not know what's going on, do you??
All you have to do to challenge is post in the thread and say you want to participate, and I'll add you to the Challenger List, give you a deadline, and be your coach through the time period to help you get some puss. I guarantee I can get anyone on here something (with the possible exception of Puma and Derkomai), so please, don't be afraid! I know you all love Blazing, so lucky you guys, he's the first on the list!
I'll update the list of challengers and their assigned goals in this thread. Feel free to post asking for advice or help from the masta.
When you challenge, post a picture of yourself and some personal goals. It's also recommended you post your perceived strengths, weaknesses, things you'd like to change about yourself and what kinds of girls attract you (social and financial standings, clothing type, figure, etc.) If you are a girl, you should not be taking this challenge in the first place because all a girl has to do to get laid is stand on the corner, so you don't need me.
I do believe I can help you, but I also believe you must be there helping yourself for any kind of result. If you don't at least try what I suggest, don't complain when the girl you've always liked but have always been too shy to greet fucks your dad.
Finally, if you really want/need the help I can offer here, ignore posts I didn't make. I'll validate posts I see fit, but a lot of stuff in here, given the forum I'm posting this thread in, might get ambiguous or be posted jokingly (for instance, Cosmic Poop's tips on how to get a girl in the first couple pages of the thread). And if you're too shy to post in the thread, feel free to PM or, better, instant message me -- but be warned, if you take the Challenge privately, your fellow r21 members won't get to see you bloom!
As for the thread, of course it'll likely get spammed, but on a serious level feel free to post tips, share stories, et cetera. When it comes to the challenge I suggest taking my posts seriously, but when it comes to having fun in the JunkYard, anything goes!
Edit -- 10.13.09
Just a couple things I want to point out: First, don't ask questions without reading the thread first. We're on page 14 right now and a whoooole lot of valuble information is draping the thread in shimmering pussy juice, so be sure to read it all before you try to get individual. Second, when you take the challenge, keep in mind that you're only challenging yourself; I'm here to help you if you think you need it, but it's all about you. If you have as much faith in yourself as I do, there won't be any problems!
There are no current challengers. Step up to the plate and swing away at some quality gash!
11.20.09. Challenger: B1uEM4oM4o. Goal: On his November 22nd date, to kiss and/or ask his girl out. Completed, now dating!
11.17.09. Challenger: AJAX. Goal: Get a girlfriend by December 19th. Completed, now dating!
3.18.10. Challenger: Mootz. Goal: Date Katie by April 20th. Failed, now masturbating!
Finally, allow me to close the post with an inspirational piece of advice from one of r21Freak's legendary trolls:
dvmo wrote:PULL UR DICK OUT OF THE USB PORT AND DIP IT INTO SOME PUSSY JUICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck men, I know you all have it in you!!
Mootz wrote:NEMO knows his stuff. Anybody remotely interested in women should read this shit.
mute wrote:...this topic should be in the FAQs and Guides forum, not the JY. Jordan's doing a big favor for all of you involuntarily celibate people.
DonkeyKongHustlin wrote:This is awesome shit... Please continue giving advice, this shit is such a good read and beneficial too.
AJAX The Insomniac wrote:Vickie and I are officially going out.
If I never asked her to chill, I don't think anything would have happened between us at all.
ddrballer123 wrote:reading this thread made me break up with my GF
mute wrote:Went home with a cute 28-year-old female DJ last night. Now my back is covered in scratch marks. =o
Is this thread helping anyone else get laid?
B1uEM4oM4o wrote:Just posting to say I was successful in my endeavor. Thanks Nemo/whoever posted !!
AJAX The Insomniac wrote:I cannot stress the advice that nemo has provided enough.
☆ Europe, for allowing me to actually test a lot of the methods in here and flex my game muscle like I'd never been able to
☆ Neil Strauss, for showing me how to put my game into words and giving me more methods to test and commit to memory
☆ Blazing, for unblocking the thread every now and then when it got crashed
☆ You, for reading the information I have to offer and contributing to the discussions in the thread