ITT: "My ex dumped me for a girl"

[Xynn]

woah, when did this thread become awesome and hilarious?

im still convinced it has something to do with someone eating bad cheezz ...cuz that just grooves up ur system...its terrible man

[Blazing]

cheese is so funny and rajndom

[Xynn]

cheese is so funny and random

FINALY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!!!!!!!!

[dvmo]

YOU MAEK NO SENS

And previous jokes were bad quality. You are bad quality. You don't have the ability to address anything I said. Your humor is dry and meant for pre-pubescent children. An inability to be clever and post not shit runs through all of your posts.

Basically, you're a tool.

.... dude control your spasms ok, just because you recently found out that anal doesnt count as loosing your virginity you dont have to get all "anal" on us ok so do what you do best and suck a dick.

[Blazing]

cheese is so funny and random

FINALY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!!!!!!!!

why you remove my j?

[Xynn]

cheese is so funny and random

FINALY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!!!!!!!!

why you remove my j?

because J is for jizzm and i dont like jizzm in my cheese

[NEMO]

sdf

<3 NEMO

[Helvetica]

YOU MAEK NO SENS

And previous jokes were bad quality. You are bad quality. You don't have the ability to address anything I said. Your humor is dry and meant for pre-pubescent children. An inability to be clever and post not shit runs through all of your posts.

Basically, you're a tool.

.... dude control your spasms ok, just because you recently found out that anal doesnt count as loosing your virginity you dont have to get all "anal" on us ok so do what you do best and suck a dick.

Okay. Let me make this clear so even you might understand.

First, something I'm hoping you know. It's the Junkyard. This is the place where you can post as much as you want, and have the awesome ability to flame people.

Secondly, by extension of what was first, there is a lot of room for posting things that everyone sees every day. Your posts fall into this category. How many times have we all seen lolumad and "just because you are [insult]"? Countless.

So let's look at why we see this so much. It's easy to see that lolumad responds to the nature of flames, and "just because you are [insult]" can respond to just about anything. It's way too easy, and hardly clever. That's what I want to see from you.

Now. Flame me more, and be clever about it.

[Kindan]

Kindan steps in. Raises Helvetica's arm in victory. Slices dvmo's throat. Game over.

<3 KNDN

[dvmo]

ok lets drop all this dumb shit ok helvetica how old r u, and kindan ur fat and probably enjoy jacking off over people magazine

[Kindan]

Looking at how you post, I'd say you're the dumb shit, not Helvetica. Also, why don't you post some pictures up of yourself?

The only thing that you said right about me was jacking off over People magazine. I jack off to this every night.



I mean, look at how gorgeous that man is.

<3 KNDN

[Xynn]

this it the most entertaining thread ive ever seen on this site..

I mean, look at how gorgeous that man is.

<3 KNDN

and he does have a point.. thats IS one sexy beast!!

[Blazing]

this it the most entertaining thread ive ever seen on this site..

I hate to say it, but, well...
lurk more.

[joe#2]

Kindan steps in. Raises Helvetica's arm in victory. Slices dvmo's throat. Game over.

<3 KNDN

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[dvmo]

this it the most entertaining thread ive ever seen on this site..

I mean, look at how gorgeous that man is.

<3 KNDN

and he does have a point.. thats IS one sexy beast!!

yup i guess so i agree too but groove the fat ass at the top right is rly ugly and probably a virgin and the girl under him looks like a groove ugly inbred cunt