ATTN: NEMO

[Puppy]

Remember... I asked you what kind of car should I get when my Lease was up?

you told me HELL NO DONT GO AND GET THAT SHITTY MERCEDES. YOUR ESCALADE WAS BALLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

well, here you go







FAQ!

Q: What took so long?

A: The economy, yes even me at the time was having trouble, you see the Banks have to give out loans to the dealers and shit like that, and the only way you was getting out any car was Cash (which would raise attention from the authorities and cause them to think you run some kind of drug cartel, C'mon who else would bring $87,000+ to a dealer in CASH?)

Q: Whats with the color change? didn't you have a white one?

A: Yes, and thats actually a funny story, you see me Ex Gf and I made out in that truck and my wife found out, (my wifes EXTREMELY JEALOUS! this was before I was married) so she didn't want me to have the same car, let alone the same color. (which makes it more worst is that my ex is married to my wifes brother... talk about family reunions huh?)

Q: How many miles to the jiggly-jig-gallon?

A: about 8... which sucks cause I drive like 25-45 miles A DAY, so it costs me ALOT of money.

Q: Did you really get it because of nemo?

A: Yes, and No. NEMO said it was more Ballin then the Mercedes I was getting (which in that case, EVERYONE said that) so I guess he was the first to tell me that. your a good friend NEMO

Q: How much a month?

A: I can't believe, I can't believe im paying THIS MUCH for luxury... I am literally suffering paying for this truck $1,127

Q: Did you actually put yourself in this payment?

A: No. I actually didn't want this truck and wanted something cheaper, like a Chevy Tahoe which would've cost me about half the price and tops $700 a month. but my dad forced me to get this truck, he just brought it home one normal afternoon, it was... shocking.

Q: What did you do when you seen it the first time?

A: I was Happy, and was Sad and the same time. Happy because I didn't have to share a car with my father anymore. And that I had a beautiful truck again. What I was sad about was the Gas and the Payment.

If you have anymore Questions for me, feel free to ask! I will add them to the FAQ and Answer them Briefly.

[ashtonkutcher]

Awesome man, congrats. I thought you've had it since you were posting here way back when? I'd still be friends with you on the sole basis that you own that machine.

[Dark Luke]

8 MPG = about 30 L / 100 km or 12.5 gal / 100 mi. yikes! If that car has hybrid then it will help if you do all city driving, but http://www.autonet.ca/autos/search/test ... tonet.html fuel consumption only goes down by 11%

[Puppy]

8 MPG = about 30 L / 100 km or 12.5 gal / 100 mi. yikes! If that car has hybrid then it will help if you do all city driving, but http://www.autonet.ca/autos/search/test ... tonet.html fuel consumption only goes down by 11%

It does have hybrid but gas as gone up so, I can take this hybrid and shove it up my ass lulz

Awesome man, congrats. I thought you've had it since you were posting here way back when? I'd still be friends with you on the sole basis that you own that machine.

I've had it since 4 months, I just forgot to tell you

[ashtonkutcher]

I've been driving a Mercedes but it's my girlfriend's

Still Escalades >>>>>>>

[Puppy]

I've been driving a Mercedes but it's my girlfriend's

Still Escalades >>>>>>>

haha nice catch.

[Kyzentun]

"25-45 miles per day" averages to 30 mpd.
Assuming there are only 5 days a year you don't do that, we get 12600 mpy.
At 8 mpg that means 1575 gallons. Which at $4 per gallon means $6300 per year.

Assuming that most of that driving is done with only you, or less than 4 passengers in the vehicle, you could have instead gone with a vehicle that gets 40 mpg, and only pay $1260 per year. You are officially dumb.

[Puppy]

"25-45 miles per day" averages to 30 mpd.
Assuming there are only 5 days a year you don't do that, we get 12600 mpy.
At 8 mpg that means 1575 gallons. Which at $4 per gallon means $6300 per year.

Assuming that most of that driving is done with only you, or less than 4 passengers in the vehicle, you could have instead gone with a vehicle that gets 40 mpg, and only pay $1260 per year. You are officially dumb.

No, if you did it, then it would be dumb.

I can more than afford it. Now if I gotten myself a Lambo then you could've called me dumb because I deff can't afford that.

And you do not need to tell me im dumb, im grooving r_g for crying out loud

[SM MaxX]

Just because you can afford it doesn't make it a smart choice "cough" $500 pants "cough".

[Puppy]

Q: Did you actually put yourself in this payment?

A: No. I actually didn't want this truck and wanted something cheaper, like a Chevy Tahoe which would've cost me about half the price and tops $700 a month. but my dad forced me to get this truck, he just brought it home one normal afternoon, it was... shocking.

Q: What did you do when you seen it the first time?

A: I was Happy, and was Sad and the same time. Happy because I didn't have to share a car with my father anymore. And that I had a beautiful truck again. What I was sad about was the Gas and the Payment.

My dads the dumb one not me, and there's really no backing out now, if I could've I would've.

[ashtonkutcher]

Just because you can afford it doesn't make it a smart choice "cough" $500 pants "cough".

It continues to amaze me how infuriated r21Freak is with my jeans. And you're all stupid, he's not trying to buy the most Al-Gore-Friendly car but the most bitchin'. And nothing bitches more than an Escalade. I mean you can fit like 20 bitches in that thing. We're not all obscenely poor (well I am, but my pussy pays for everything so you know).

[Puppy]

Just because you can afford it doesn't make it a smart choice "cough" $500 pants "cough".

It continues to amaze me how infuriated r21Freak is with my jeans. And you're all stupid, he's not trying to buy the most Al-Gore-Friendly car but the most bitchin'. And nothing bitches more than an Escalade. I mean you can fit like 20 bitches in that thing. We're not all obscenely poor (well I am, but my pussy pays for everything so you know).

haha thanks man