A compilation of all your least favorite posts!
Featuring those douchebags you all know and hate like Eza!
And someone who has actually somewhat contributed to the site, Geno!
I for one think they're bea- *gag* beautiful beyond......recognition.
Well without further delay (which you're probably praying for) let's get to it.
This month in R21 Times the "Ask me anything" threads have made their influence. It seems as if these are a blessing in disguise!
"Why do you say that SOTA?"
Well because EZA hates them! In fact he remained completely dormant during an entire thread! Now, we here at SOTA corp are still researching whether or not it was the type of thread or Kyzentun's dry humor. Nevertheless make sure the next time you pass Kyzentun in the threads to say thank you and shower him with gifts. (SOTA corp also apologizes if a good poster is mentioned in the shitposter extravaganza. From now on shitposters will be in red and goodposters will be in blue.)
A few weeks ago, in Eza's Skittles vodka thread Eza made a reply to shadowobsessed.
EZA wrote:shadowobsessed wrote:It's pretty good. I have homemade Jolly Rancher vodka right now. I recommend watermelon, green apple and blue raspberry. But not the grape or cherry.
Can I come over? Ill bring the weed.
In which he openly stated his affinity for marijuana. Now SOTA corp has done their research and Eza happens to be an unemployed pothead. This may be news to you and you think "Wow, who could be worse than Eza?"
Well don't slit those wrists just yet kiddo! For Geno replied with (and post may be slightly edited)-
Genoisawesome wrote:A bunch of random Geno bullshit.
We apologize that you had the mis-luxury of scrolling through all that shit. So that's one point for Geno. Which brings us to our next topic, Geno and Eza have been battling it out for shitposter of the forum. When in fact, they're both terrible. You may know this because every single one of their posts say-
"This post was made by EZA who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post."
But don't get hopeful just yet, we'll explain it all for you!
Have you done anything productive this week? No? Then you must sit in bed all day like MaxX, and stumbled upon this thread. Well, I know what you're thinking, "Another point for Geno!"
Well, you were right, until Eza posted this:
EZA wrote:This thread is shit and I'm not even apart of it.
Also: Ask your mother about my dick, she will say something different.
Hahahahah! Don't you think he's funny?! Me neither! Hold up there champ, don't murder him yet, that was only one point! There's still more to come!
Geno was kind enough to make a follow-up thread, just to piss you off! He obviously realized what a shitposter he was and took it down. So, for this one time, thank you Geno! But you still get a point.
Still alive? Well while you're fighting the cancer this is giving you let's move on!
Today on Ken's grooving Pony Corner Eza posted this:
EZA wrote:Copy these in a message to someone on facebook.
Couldn't you just strangle him? Well lucky for us TEEX was able to divert the conversation away from the swirling rage vortex that is r21Freak with a simple:
TEEX wrote:Don't tell me what to do.
Thank Celestia for TEEX eh? But for that Eza get's a whopping two points for his pair of shit facebook links.
Well folks it looks like we have a winner-
What's this?! A surprise Geno shit thread?! Geno was able to make a thread suck, and then add worthless shit to it as well.
What's this?! A tie?! You mean to say they both suck as much to equally make it to our block lists?!
That's exactly how it is.
In conclusion Geno and Eza, you both suck. Shut the groove up.
And that ends this months SHITPOST EXTRAVAAGANZA! Now go get your chemo therapy and tune in next month! Take it away Kytsune!
Kytsune wrote:This is, by far, the grooving stupidest thread I've seen this month.
And so it will be next month, this is SOTA from SOTA corp, signing off.